Yeah, I’ll write the blog! But not until I get my got damned pajama pants on. Good. Continue, you fucking idiot. (I’ll take things I say to myself for a thousand, Alex)
I was lucky enough to find an orange soda in the fridge tonight upon my arrival from the Beee Aye Arrghhhh (bar? duh), but that isn’t what this is blog about. This blog is about…
And at this point in writing the blog I got distracted by the following things in the following order. Is it cool to just post the links? No one ever told me the rules to this shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FY6VcJR2PE – fo reals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PputxGopVQ – if you can’t dig this beat you have a hole in your soul.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaReSAXyXAo Seeing Mictlan in the last video made me think of this. The piano at the end is to die for.
http://www.odysseybmx.com/dailyword/2013/08/odsy-vision-broc-raiford-in-hb/ – this shit just dropped. Maybe in the future we will talk about democratized tools and how they have enhanced the world of action sports. I’ll get all sorts of nerdy on your bitch asses… If you’re lucky.
You might be thinking to yourself, well it would take me an awful lot of time to go through all those links. Yeah, well, if you’ve ever talked to a drunkard then you know it’s sort of a commitment and long windedness is sort of expect. And by god*, you just might learn something…
What was this blog about again? It’s not about the extremely entertaining romance that randomly popped into my life this last week. Oh no, it’s not about that. It’s about something way more imporant. Something that needs to be talked about.
Personally, I am a fan of oral sex, dogs, and riding bmx(almost in that order, bike to dog, eh).
What does that have to do with fucking anything? I’ll tell you what it fucking has to do with anything.
You see that shit? What the fuck?
About now you are realizing why this is way more important than anything else in existence. If you were a faithful reader (I love you) then you engaged in all those links up there and can put together the meme with the last link. It’s BMX!
The rider is performing a 180 tire grab, where in he/she/they hops, spins 180 degrees, and grabs the front tire. But we all know that isn’t the most interesting thing in this picture. I’m not even going to talk about the interesting things about this picture, because you have eyes. And I suppose you are blind a reader listening to this through brail then you are up shit creek with a turd for a paddle. I wish you could see this shit.
This meme was brought to my attention by a wise man on Facebook. After short deliberation, we established that it may be photoshopped. I don’t know if it is. All I know is that it is entertaining as hell (I hope it’s not photoshopped).
Bmx. Head. Threeway dog gangbang. Do I need to explain why this is more important than anything ever? No. I didn’t fucking think so.
I would also like to add that I pointed at my webcam and asked the man if he liked that web search – bmx. head. dog gangbang. Bitch… I know you’re watching…
Is it photoshopped? You tell me.
* Have you ever noticed that spellcheck always tells you to capitalize god? I taught my computer to be an atheist, no more squiggly red lines. Huh? What? Yeah.