The Drunken States of America

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Via College Humor!  Grog, if anyone questions your drinking, now you have an excuse.

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The best and the funniest!

The best and the funniest!

Best decisions I’ve made while drunk:

* Singing Selena at a karaoke bar.
* Taking my heels off and walking barefoot down four downtown blocks.
* Starting a wet t-shirt contest at a TGIFridays. (I won and lost at the same time. Long story.)
* Letting someone with shaky hands attempt a body shot on me. (I ended up wearing 75% of it.)

What are some of the best drunk decisions you’ve made? Let us hear ’em!

~ Grog

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Hello guys n’ gals!

 

Moonshine here, shwasty-faced, as per usual.

You know, if alcohol ads said that what really happens when you drink, it would probably be less enticing. Or more, defpends if you like embarrassing yourself or nto, I guess.

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When I get drunk, I go full-on white girl drunbk, and that means, yes, dirty white girl dancing. Something about the music just moves tme to get up, and well, uy’know, actually MOVE myself, and so smtimes I dance.

 

Alot.

 

I think I danced for 20 minutes tonight, and did a summersault on the floor.

 

As my fiance says, I was being “cray.”

 

Oh well, white girl drunk or not, I’ve got another bottle to tear through and a pool table to obliterate and/or dance on. 

 

Fuzzy. Very.

Moonshine

Not a good reason to lol (but let’s lol anyway)

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So. After a fun night of bowling and drinking with a beautiful date. I come home to read this story.

http://www.thedrinksbusiness.com/2013/09/snake-preserved-in-wine-bites-woman/?utm_content=buffer5cbfa&utm_source=buffer&utm_medium=facebook&utm_campaign=Buffer

Can’t we all agree that if the snake SURVIVES being bottled and pickled for months on end, that it deserves to bite at least one asshole?  I mean, god damn. The snake earned it.

Do we agree?

DO WE!?