Hello guys n’ gals!
Moonshine here, shwasty-faced, as per usual.
You know, if alcohol ads said that what really happens when you drink, it would probably be less enticing. Or more, defpends if you like embarrassing yourself or nto, I guess.
When I get drunk, I go full-on white girl drunbk, and that means, yes, dirty white girl dancing. Something about the music just moves tme to get up, and well, uy’know, actually MOVE myself, and so smtimes I dance.
I think I danced for 20 minutes tonight, and did a summersault on the floor.
As my fiance says, I was being “cray.”
Oh well, white girl drunk or not, I’ve got another bottle to tear through and a pool table to obliterate and/or dance on.